Commission Predators Review

Here we have a classic over hyped product. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the Commission Predators review. They’ve gone with the increasingly popular video to sell their product. There’s just a voice and subtitles just in case your speakers have broken The video lasts a staggering 25 minutes and you are warned to stay to the end to see a ‘shocking’ announcement. I managed to stay awake through the whole 25 minutes and believe me it was an ordeal.

Now you don’t have to sit through the whole 25 minutes because I’m going to give you a completely unbiased commission predators review and 1, it won’t take me 25 minutes to write it and 2, it will only take you a few minutes to read. If however you want to see a classic piece of sales copy for making money online that targets newbies in the Internet marketing world, be my guest. I do however advise people suffering from depression to avoid watching the video as I went through a period half way through where I lost the will to live….

To sum up this products it’s a secret system that generates websites and traffic with 4 clicks of your mouse within 3 minutes. Apparently you can make as much money as you want. The owner claims to be making $55k a month and shows lots of images of bank statements to prove his point. It all works on auto pilot too, so once you click the button 4 times you have to do nothing else and rake the cash in. As you can imagine a piece of ground breaking technology like this will take the world by storm and would make Facebook look pretty ordinary. You would expect to pay $100000+ for software of this magnitude but the owner of comission predators is going to let you have it for $47! It must be that good….

Rating: ★★★★★

The sales video is here: http://commissionpredators.com

I went through the video and it is classic sales copy to prey on newbies and the desperate. If you don’t want to waste your bandwidth by watching the video, I’ve type it out and entered my comments in brackets below. Enjoy

Commission Predators Review Video Text

“Imagine being able to create simple high profit niche websites in minutes” – (yeah it’s called WordPress)
Without special skills, without experience and without any of those false loopholes, glitches, or any other BS you’ve been forced fed over the last few months (sounds just what I need)
How effective are these sites? How about this – check out my earnings for these months – shows image displaying earnings of $10k to $20k a day. (And another image of $8k for another affiliate program and Adsense images showing $17k earnings on auto pilot!!! wow that’s a lot of cash – hmmm why doesn’t he keep this to himself I wonder)
Hi my name is Chris Fox (hi Chris) and you probably don’t know me, I’m cool with that, I’m just a regular family guy and not one of those slimeball guru’s ( I think you will be after this)
But I can tell you now, I’m banking big online (more screenshots of high earnings – ain’t Photoshop great!)
Today I’m going to show you some ‘Hot off the press’ news showing you how you can start making real money online starting just a few minutes from now. But FIRST we need to get something straight (ok I’m all ears)…. If you are feeling confused and disheartened by your progress and you’ve had it up to here with failing…. if you’re baffled, confused or just plain ol’ disgusted with all the lies and half truths your being fed, well your right to feel that way because none of it is your fault (thanks Chris for your support, what a great guy).
Truth is and all those twisted, money grabbing guru’s will hate me for saying this but I just don’t care (honestly he says this in the video lol). You’ve already got the skills to make an unlimited income on the Internet… you could do it right now with whatever skills you already have.
How do I know… this page is invitation only (say what?). This page doesn’t show up on Google (ummm it does actually) so if you found this page, I know you have what it takes to make money (because we found your page…wow).
Now… let’s get another thing straight… what you discover here today is going to ‘CHANGE YOUR LIFE’ (oh my god, he actually said ‘change your life’… I knew it!!). To be blunt I’m going to blow all the BS to pieces. I’m going to leave you with all the truth you need to make money (it just keeps getting better). Whilst we’re on truth, let me make you a promise. I promise to do nothing but be completely honest and upfront with you ok? (now I’m feeling nauseous).
Now I have to hit you with something else brutal. You’ll never make any money from all that other stuff. (so that’s where I’ve been going wrong) You know what I’m talking about….
All the one click wonders (but yours is 4 clicks only to make money)
All those claiming glitches and loopholes and all that crap. Every heard the phrase too good to be true it probably is (yeah I thinking it right now) well it’s never been truer with all that trash.
Bottom line is…. if you keep following and swallowing all that cracp, you’re never going to make a cent. Seriously you’ll never see buck one (actually I have and a lot more thanks). I’m sorry if that upsets and offends you but you need to know this stuff. Actually I take that back… I hope that upsets and offends you. (I think he’s turning to the bad guy now) I hope you are sitting there in front of your computer shaking with anger (actually I’m giggling like a schoolgirl) becaus eI want to slap you outta your comfort zone and force you to see things clearly as you’ve never seen them before.
Having said all of that there is some good news, and it’s REALLY GOOD (I’ll take a wild guess here, it’s your product that’s gonna save me). If you’re serious about raking in spendable money (here we go again), the kind of money that hits your bank account like a cash explosion every week, well you’re in the right place (has anyone noticed that we don’t even know what the product is yet)
Just check out some recent deposits into my bank account (showing more bank statements, a $670,000 deposit LOL, btw there’s a big red certified stamp on it, so it must real lol).
Now you have to pay very close attention to what I am about to reveal to you (geezzz you’re not going to show us your ass are you, please no)…
The last year or so in the online marketing world has been a massive joke… I’ve stood by and watched idiots pass by with their shady software and other crap and while they’ve been doing anything they could to sell this stuff to regular, innocent people like you I’ve been quietly raking in up to $55k a month (odd, because you showed us bank statements showing this amount in a couple of days earlier) using a completed automated system I design myself (red flag alert ‘automated system’)… It’s super easy, super fast and legal and simple enough for anyone to use ( I thought it would be)
My favorite thing about is I can have a massive money making site in less than 3 minutes (wow that’s really impressive)… Seriously, just 3 minutes or less (he means it people) and pay attention because I’m about to reveal it all (somehow I don’t think you are unless I get my credit card out)
Before I do I want you to do something for me (I knew it, you pervert) Don’t worry this isn’t where I tell you about strippers, illegal software or stealing secret codes (pity, because I can do that for ya LOL), no sir, I wasn’t kidding when I promised I was going to be honest with you (finally you’re gonna tell me what this is all about)…
You see I’m not an actor (so you’re not going to tell me), I’m not some invented John Smith character, my name is Chris Fox (shows picture of woman with baby, not sure which one is Chris! Oh it’s his girlfriend and their new baby boy, so cute).. The truth is I suffered long and hard before I found any kind of succes online (someone get me a tissue)… I knew it was possible with all the billiosn of users on the planet I knew there must be a way to make money from it right? I figured it was just matter of finding the right method (sorry fella but a guy called Larry Page thought of this search engine called Google). Boy did it prove to be harder than it sounds. I made a huge ton of mistakes (I’m making one sitting here listening to this) yet here I am banking paydays like this each month (shows the bank statements for a third time)
I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed (clearly), I was kicked out of school (blah blah blah goes on to show pictures of shitty workplaces, earning poor wages, and so on).
Then it kicked me in the balls, hard and not once but twice (good, I’m gonna do the same if you don’t tell me WTF you are selling)… how… (now he’s back to telling the sob story again)
Wanna know what it is (yes for the love of God fucking tell me already!!!)… listening to some of these guru’s (he’s not going to tell us is he?) instead of letting my sites grow naturally I tried one of these ‘magic’ pieces of software… it was suppsoed to throw my site to the top of the search engines..yeah right (but yours will huh) but every site I got was canned and my Adsense account was banned (must have got another because he showed a statement of earnings earlier).
Income gone and I was earning $50 a day. And it was suddenly over. I had no choice but to keep going. Without an Adsense account I switched to affiliate offers. I slowly crawled my way back trying all types of crazy things until I woke one morning with $7000 in my account and I had no idea where it came from…
I discovered a super secret underground marketing trick (red flag keywords again) it worked like crazy almost overnight I couldn’t argue with those commissions. That was a couple of years ago and I’ve been milking it for everything I can (oh leave some for us).
But what if I could automate everything. I was working 80 to 100 hours a week as a young guy with a family this wasn’t cool (shows family holding hands on the beach LOL). I wanted something created that would automate everything. It’s taken a year and $50000 (I doubt it, all it’s taken is this shitty video) But now it’s ready and wickedly effective.
Here’s what happend the first time I tested it (shows 2 pictures of sales figures – one shows nil sales every day, the other shows $600 to $2000 sales a day!!) It’s way too powerful to keep under wraps. (damn, I’d keep it to myself) and there’s so much flexibility competition could never be an issue.
So I decided to unleash this secret weapon (lol) on the public for a limited time (red flag again saying limited time only)
(Then goes into summary):
Earn money from day one
Create an income of any size you want ($50 million please)
No need for special skills or experience
Think about getting your hands on this on this unbelievably devastating, moron proof (I’m ok then) cash generating system. Don’t worry there’s no pathetic stolen software, or made up glitches or loopholes to worry about. All that stuff is crap and you probably know (yeah you keep telling me).
Commission predator is built on proven business principles… and that’s the massive difference here. I’m not some actor that is going to offload some crappy software and disappear (I bet you do). No sir, this is my business and I’m here for the long haul. Get rich schemes never work (isn’t this is exactly what you’re selling), you can make money with this right away (isn’t that just what you said it wasn’t?) but you can treat as a long term income as well.
Quit your job and move somewhere warm (here we go with the crap still) Here’s what I mean:
Let’s say each site makes $5 a day (I bet you say scale it up with more sites), think about that a second (I am), 3 to 4 minutes to create a site today = $150 a month. Sure $150 isn’t much but I expect you’re beginning to see the bigger picture (yeah I’ve heard it all before)…. imagine having 10 sites like this. That’s $1500 a month automatically, or twenty that’s $3000 a month or 50 that’s $7500 a month ( oh my do you want my money yet?) $7500 a month on autopilot sounds pretty good huh (actually it sounds bollocks – remember he said earlier if it looks to good to be true….)
Now imagine being just 3 hours away from that. If each sites take 3 or 4 minutes to get completely set up, it takes only 200 minutes to make 50 sites. That’s 3 hours, 20 minutes total. (to make 50 sites making $7500 a month on autopilot – would anyone really believe this shit)
Here comes the best part ( I fucking hope so as I’m losing the will to live here) You see $5 a day is nothing. I’ve got sites to make $25 a day easily, some $100 a day ( no you haven’t it’s just bullshit). Imagine having 50 sites a day making $25 a day, that’s $37500 a month (not with you buddy).
Now in just a moment I’m going to let you get up close and personal with exactly how this astonishing system does everything for you. (but not just yet though because he’s going through everything it isn’t which is everything from adsense, to article writing, cpa, ppc, and so on – doesn’t look like there’s anything left).
(Now he’s going on about how crap these other systems are again and how clever Google are and they have lots of people who stop anyone finding loopholes to make money)(Continues to moan about all the other systems and he’s going to help us)….
I’m gonna step up and help you. (here we go, finally what his system will do…)
Step one… you pick a subject, fire up the commission predator system and watch it build you a site
Step two… you choose what kind of content you want, hit the go button, and watch the system go to work filling your new site with the kind of hard hitting, well put together content that results in two things:
Traffic and more importantly profits, already monetized and ready to make profits, no need to market or drive traffic (sounds like the holy grail to me)
(Now it appears another one of his automated systems will drive automatically build traffic and links campaign just for you)
(He goes on to say how quick it is, that you just need 15 minutes a day to make $10000 a month. The worst you can do is make just $5 a day, 20 sites and $100 a day. There’s another 5 minutes of saying how much money you’ll make and how easy it is and then we get to the cost)
Commission Predators Conclusions
Now he’s getting to the price. Bear in mind that this is a system that apparently takes just 3 minutes to work, it sets up a website with complete content, creates backlinks and drives traffic to your site on auto pilot. You can make a minimum $5 per site and scale it up to $1000′s a month. Now you’d think something this powerful making you tons of money would cost serious money. This guys is making $50k a month with it.
He wants to sell it to you. But don’t forget it’s only for a limited time and a select few. So I’m thinking $10k for a system that could make me this money in a month. Maybe $999 for a special entry early doors offer. Nope he goes even better. It’s just $47!
Fuck me, $47 to make $10k a month. It’s a no brainer. Here’s a guy claiming to make the most incredible money making system that in just 4 clicks and 3 minutes of work creates sites that instantly make you money and he wants to restrict the numbers of buyers so charges a whopping $47! And if you close the page a pop up appears giving you the chance to buy it with a special $10 off. So just $37 for this incredible system.